Category: Smartliners

He ran as if he was being chased by …….himself

All religions were created with a single purpose – to irritate the hell out of the brilliant atheists. Or Atheists created religions as source of constant entertainment.

Is there a term for people who wake up before the alarm rings and then wait for it? How about Pre-alarmists?

Sometimes, the best way to send a message is to shoot the messenger.

If you don’t know how to whistle, you are missing on the only fun man had in iron age.

Love dies a slow, torturous, cruel death when you shop with a woman.

When a coal miner is given a burial, does he feel like returning home? Or, does he feel trapped?

So long as what you want to do is more than what you can do and what you are doing is less than both, there is hope.

Sanity is a pathetic and persistent state of lack of imagination.

The unbearable burden of “anything is possible.”

All sense of sin comes from the memory of it.

It’s not insight if it comes out of spite.

Things that you do only for yourself: Iron the whole shirt when you are going to wear it under a round neck sweater. Anything else you can think of?

Happiness is all about a good appetite and good digestion. Everything in between is shit.

There is one overwhelming reason why I believe in doing good. Nothing bad happens when you get caught.

I don’t fear the darkness of death. I fear the dim of old age.